hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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