he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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