So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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