I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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