Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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