Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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