Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
