Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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