I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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