I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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