haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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