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(240): View more from Maryland

Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

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(516): View more from New York

do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?

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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...

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As shirtless as possible

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(217): View more from Illinois

We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.

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(620): View more from Kansas

Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??

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(309): View more from Illinois

He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...

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