So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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