But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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