i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
