come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
birth control should be required to get into college
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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