the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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