hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I am puke
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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