Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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