Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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