He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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