There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Enjoy the penises
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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