We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
