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and pubic hair rears its ugly head again

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(937): View more from Ohio

you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.

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(754): View more from Florida

I feel like the other woman.

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You ARE the other woman.

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(516): View more from New York

I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.

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(316): View more from Kansas

This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.

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(602): View more from Arizona

The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

This is what happens when wu tang raised you

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(989): View more from Michigan

When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl

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