I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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