This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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