doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We are all done wearing pants today
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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