I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you win again, gameday.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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