You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
