You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wish i was in the wii world.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Randomize
