She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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