Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
