Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
How does it feel to date your dad?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
