Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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