I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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