R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
