dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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