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(845): View more from New York

even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.

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(805): View more from California

He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex

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How do you have pretend sex?

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It was bad...so it was pretend

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(313): View more from Michigan

We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.

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(630): View more from Illinois

the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.

(630): View more from Illinois

just thought you should know her name is kristen

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(503): View more from Oregon

When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.

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(818): View more from California

The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde

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Cookies and nudity, all you need in life

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(334): View more from Alabama

I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs

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