your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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