you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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