I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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