oh god the rape fog is back!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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