im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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