so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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