oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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