Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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