I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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