awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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