I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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