Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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